(In a backstreet bar in Nashville, an effusive soul bursts into a dark, smoky room. Purple and sadness fill the air.)
Hey guys! Hey, what’s wrong? Why so morose?
Oh, yeah. I get it. Losing isn’t fun. Losing to the SEC’s Northwestern is even worse. But let’s look on the bright side!
We all have that nightmare. The one where you show up to a date and can’t do anything but speak gibberish and have to fart the whole time.* Or where you go to law school and the books are written in a foreign language.