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Quick Hits: The Arbiter of Sorrow Edition

Last season, Bertuzzi scored 21 goals and 27 assists in 71 games playing on Detroit’s top line. According to Cap Friendly, the comparables for today’s contract are Andre Burakovsy, Pavel Buchnevich, and Jakub Vrana

I just wanted to share this again

u266bHair black, looking clear
My work is done soon here
Try signing back with me
Get back which used to be
Drink up, shoot in
Let the beatings begin
Distributor of pain
Next year you sign again

Tyler Bertuzzi
Your deal is half plus threeu266b

- Arbiter of Sorrow— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) October 27, 2020

[Editor’s Note: This is an idea that has been around for a while and has become known as the Gold Plan.