If you haven't watched the New Orleans Pelicans play basketball this season, I respect your commitment to maintaining your mental health. It's a nightmare over there. Everyone's hurt all the time, they're near the bottom of the league in both offense and defense, and their 2026 first-round pick belongs to the Hawks, unprotected.
Hey, Saddiq Bey looks pretty good, though! The former Pistons sharpshooter, who missed all of last season with an injury, has been forced into big minutes as the Pelicans search for answers at, uh, every position — and he's made the most of them!