As the internet’s best known arbiter of handsomeness, I have decided to update my 2016 list ranking the 128 handsomest coaches in college football by assessing the looks of the FBS’ 20 new head coaching hires. I have ranked them from No. 20 to No. 1, from least Diacoesque to most Diacoesque.
20. Randy Edsall, Connecticut: UConn has replaced prime rib with some leftover chuck steak. Conversely, Lincoln, Nebraska sure got a lot handsomer with the addition of Bob Diaco as the Cornhuskers’ new defensive coordinator.
19. Tim Lester, Western Michigan: The handsomest man in the history of Kalamazoo, Michigan.