Down the Drive has asked me to assess the handsomeness of the baseball players in the AAC. (Editor’s note: Didn’t ask for this.) This was a great idea. (Editor’s note: It wasn’t.) I am the perfect fella for the job. (Editor’s note: I guess?) Recall that I wrote a marvelous column last summer which ranked the handsomeness of all 128 FBS football coaches. (Editor’s note: That’s true.) It was a popular and a critical success that has earned me the esteem of millions (Editor’s note: Millions?)
This column will also draw rave reviews from the masses, due not only to the tone, color and texture of its prose but also to its broadly accessible subject matter.