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Meme Monday 6/21: Well ShTT

In the latest week of Diamondbacks fandom what have we had to look forward to? Nothing. Torey is checked out, the team is checked out, and Carson Kelly has been added to the IL with a fractured wrist courtesy of Walker Buehler and Dodger-evil. FTD. Props to Caleb Smith for his fine start, though.

At this point The Diamondbacks are like the USS Reliant with Kahn and his bro at the helm just constantly getting blasted-on by Kirk and the Enterprise. Now the Dbacks are helpless, without warp-power, and are just floating through June....all but dead.