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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 4

Sit right down and pull up a chair. Your main course will be served in just a few paragraphs. The chefs this week have provided another absolutely delicious four-course meal of angry fans.

Their ingredients didn’t look all that promising but these chefs who call themselves the “college football chaos gods” are masters at creating beauty out of nothing. These chefs truly are the best in the world at their craft.

Our first dish is a deeply roasted free-range duck from the state of Oregon. The duck was killed by a group of pine trees in an overtime period after simply kneeling could have, and should have, kept them alive.