This is the most likely thing to happen at the draft lottery:
No team will move up, the Leafs will keep the pick, and Kyle Dubas will scream "UP YOURS!" at Peter Chiarelli, and then start white guy dancing in the middle of the studio.
Edmonton will win and Auston Matthews will cry while yelling "I'm going back to Switzerland!"
Scott Wheeler will be dragged from the studio by Rogers' security while screaming "IT'S RIGGED! I HAVE PROOF!"
The studio wall will explode and Natalie Spooner will march in and kick the crap out of Glenn Healy while everyone cheers.
