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From the Branches: Storytime

I got nothin'.

Sorry, I ain't got nothin'.

No hockey news or anything to bother with. Did you hear Mitch Marner may or may not wear #93? Yeah I didn't care either.

Here's a story of my first date with my wife to give you something to laugh at. First we walked from school to the mall where the movie theatre was. We arrived 2 hours early, but hey we're young right we can get up to shenanigans!

We went deodorant shopping. Yeah, the lady I'm trying to woo got treated to me standing in the deodorant aisle monologing about how to make my pits smell better.