Selection Sunday will arrive soon. But we know you're looking beyond the first weekend of the NCAA tournament.
You're checking on flights to Phoenix and searching for the last batch of hotel rooms in Arizona, while concocting the right excuse -- "My wife's uncle died, um, again" -- so you can miss work on the final weekend of March.
You're going to Glendale, Arizona, to watch your favorite squad in the Final Four!
Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Slow down. Because we have some bad news.
Your squad ain't going to the Final Four. Not happening.