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Because Comfort Counts for Nothing: We Should PlayTexas in Sports

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You've cut corners with New Mexico State, UTSA, and Prairie View for too long.

Are you feeling bloated, jilted... indignant?

Does your Aggie spirit somehow experience hubris overload and spill maroon all over your pants and cargo shorts?

Are you often left feeling simultaneously empty and superior after telling the internet just how little you care about that (former) annual burnt orange curse?

First, PlayTexas' patented liner fits seamlessly in your underwear and extracts just the right amount of hate from your bloodstream. Once again, you have the ability to face your rivals without petty, constricting thoughts of "brand", "business", or "TV Revenue".