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Lousy Way to Start a Road Trip, Guys

You put your ace on the hill and he blows chow. This was a lousy game. The defense was responsible for 2 of the runs, but really, Madison owns this. To be fair, the home runs from Andrus and Beltre appeared to be at their eyeballs, but they were obviously hit-able.

The game was over before I could finish my martini, and I hate that. It was over in the second inning, and the Giants made it a quick one by stringing together a series of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am innings for Texas against Nick Mediocre, a Martinez pitcher if there ever was one.