We haven't done a contest in a while but I figure it's about time to start back up again thanks to the influx of pictures we will start to receive once the season begins.
Last contest's winner: betweentheeyes
Hey Pete! I've got a secret about your job status
Last contest's runner-up: Pound th' Rock
"SHAAARRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!"
As always, the most recommended caption wins. Good luck!