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I Went To The Warriors Groundbreaking And It Was Pure, 100 Percent Nightmare Fuel

I’ve seen some strange ceremonies in my time: the opening ceremonies at the Beijing Olympics; the closing ceremonies at the Vancouver Winter Olympics; the Super Bowl XLIX halftime show … and now this. I still don’t know what the hell happened, and I was there. Judge for yourself.

Things got interesting at the Chase Center groundbreaking ceremony this afternoon… pic.twitter.com/dSUu1W2jqy

Meryl Streep was wrong — sports can be art! Very confusing, hallucinogenic, nightmare fuel art.

In addition to the whatever-that-was above, Warriors execs, coaches and even Kevin Durant at one point came out on stage and were issued hardhats and golden shovels.