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Bills’ New Media Policy: Don’t Report Anything Our Players Do

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Even the North Korean government thinks this is extreme. Because loose lips sink championships, te Buffalo Bills announced an ultra-draconian media policy today in which reporters are basically prohibited from reporting on any competitive details of the team’s OTA’s.

And the Bills mean everything. Among details prohibited for reporters are: special plays, who is rushing the passer, dropped passes, interceptions, QB completion percentage, etc.

#Bills fans should enjoy how little they learn about their team season with new media policy: pic.twitter.com/BLhewSD1PB

So as a reporter it’s like you’re Martin Sheen being dropped into Colonel Kurtz’s secret compound in Apocalypse Now.