This is the last thing I'm writing for Black Shoe Diaries. Thank you for everything, y'all.
Last Tuesday, I rolled out of my bed and realized that I don't love writing for Black Shoe Diaries anymore. A few hours later, I sent an email to the other four editors of this site and told them that I'm resigning. A day later, I sent an email to the staff and told them that this would be my final post.
And now, I am telling you, the crazy, delightful motherfighters that make up the Black Shoe Diaries commentariat. This is my final post for BSD.