Title at least a little sarcastic, definitely not entirely sarcastic, I can't tell anymore.
Game 1 was rough. The San Antonio Spurs were in control from the get-go, leaving the Oklahoma City Thunder on the business end of a 124-92 rout. Many fears were validated: LaMarcus Aldridge scored a terribly easy 38 points, in however way he wanted; neither Kevin Durant nor Russell Westbrook shot above 40 percent from the field; Kawhi Leonard is an android designed to dash all hopes and dreams without a single emotional flicker.