Dear P&T Reader,
You are hereby cordially invited to an intimate fireside chat with P&T’s preeminent pessimist, Jonathan Schulman.
The evening’s agenda includes, but is not limited to: Kristaps’ self-actualization, world-class charcuterie, Ju0101nis’s place in the Porzingis hierarchy, pigs in a blanket, a quiz about ex-Knicks in the playoffs, firesides, Homeland Security’s Derrick Rose Alert System, layoffs, John Wall’s off hand, kiss cams, chats, Rajon Rondo’s stupid hand, bicycles, hilly terrain, and ample networking opportunities.
Please RSVP by hammering that mother effin’ subscribe button at your earliest convenience.
Yours truly,
James Marceda