Let me share a story with you.
It’s Saturday night, I’m sitting by my wife, refreshing my browser, over and over again, while waiting for a breaking news banner that says, “every recruit has committed to Nebraska”. All of sudden a picture of Bob Diaco pops up, which is a very standard occurrence as of late.
My wife peeks over my shoulder, her drool dripping onto my face, “who’s that?” She asked in her voice that she uses when describing the trainer at our gym.
“Bob Diaco, our new defensive coordinator” I said, as I shut my browser quickly like I do when I almost get caught looking at reddit/r/gonewild.