It’s easy and fun to feel excited about your favorite SEC football program’s prospects in 2016 (except if you root for, say, South Carolina), but it’s far less easy or fun — and thus more noble — to hate your favorite team — and every other team in the Southeastern Conference for that matter.
This SEC preview is just for you, then. Below is a non-comprehensive guide to why you should despise, with the fervor of a thousand NCAA investigations rocketed into the sun and then that sun rocketed into another sun, all 14 SEC teams this year, regardless of your fandom’s creed or affiliation.