Major League Baseball and the Players Association have come to an agreement. There will be labor peace. The hot stove can continue to burn, and baseball will be played come spring. Huzzah! So instead of some deep analysis of how this affects our local team, here is something completely different. The Brewers in haiku.
Scrappy Scooter, grit
Never been known for the glove
May be non-tendered
Flexible Hernan
Venezuelan army knife
Can play anywhere
Chris Carter, dingers
Power, walks, and not much else
Replacement level
R.