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Milwaukee Brewers: Haiku’s for the off-season.

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Major League Baseball and the Players Association have come to an agreement. There will be labor peace. The hot stove can continue to burn, and baseball will be played come spring. Huzzah! So instead of some deep analysis of how this affects our local team, here is something completely different. The Brewers in haiku.

Scrappy Scooter, grit

Never been known for the glove

May be non-tendered

Flexible Hernan

Venezuelan army knife

Can play anywhere

Chris Carter, dingers

Power, walks, and not much else

Replacement level

R.