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LeBron James Plans to Leave the Heat to join Cleveland Browns after this season

Chat Sports receives inside information from LeBron James on his desire to help the city of Cleveland.

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Chat Sports, the fastest growing internet sports property, has learned from Gloria James, mother of LeBron James’, that the 3x NBA MVP plans to make amends with the city of Cleveland by taking his talents to the sidelines of the Cleveland Browns this fall. Gloria tells Chat Sports that LeBron recently was seated next to Browns owner Jimmy Haslam in a South Beach nightclub, allowing Haslam to coerce the former Cavalier into returning to Cleveland to play for the Browns after a late night of drinking some of Haslam’s favorite Tennessee Moonshine. Haslam, brother of Tennessee governor Bill Haslam, is known to have one of the world’s largest selections of backwoods moonshine in the country.

Gloria claims that after LeBron leaves the Heat he will then join the Cleveland Browns organization as a wide receiver and lend help blocking field goals and punts, while potentially lining up in the secondary on 3rd downs.

After winning the 2012 NBA Championship, LeBron’s mom tells us that he originally planned on returning to the Cavs after the 2014 season when his Miami Heat contract expires. Why the change to the Browns? She said that the moonshine was truly the one thing that swayed LeBron to give up the NBA and line up for the Browns. “Haslam offered him unlimited moonshine for life... that is what really motivated LeBron to sign up for playing with the Browns. Have you drank it? The stuff is remarkable, I don’t blame him.”

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