The final weekend of the MLS regular season is here, and Donald Trump is here to help you get ready for it!
The GOP nominee has some (fake) thoughts on all things MLS. Take a look:
Houston at Colorado
Trump’s preview: Mauro Manotas, such a nasty player. No stamina, believe me. A big liar! Too many bad hombres down there!
San Jose at Sporting KC
Trump’s preview: Saad Abdul-Salaam, I don’t trust that guy. Probably doesn’t respect women. Nobody respects woman more than me, ok?
FC Dallas at LA Galaxy
Trump’s preview: Dallas shouldn’t win any trophies, Colorado should!