Jon SooHoo and his photographs are amazing, but I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t make a shitpost pointing out that the Photo Day pics for the 2017 Dodgers all have them looking like they’re posing for the poster of ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin‘.
Like I can’t Photoshop a damn thing, but this is all prime material.
Other things to note include Chase Utley smiling, Joc Pederson looking like he has to tinkle, and Scott Van Slyke hamming it up.