Well, old friend, I suppose this was inevitable.
Yes, I suppose so.
We fought many battles together. Did it all for freedom. Liberty. AMERICA. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT. USA NUMBER ONE. Oh man, remember the time we stopped JoePa and Hockeybear at the same time? All so that we could save Girls' Generation from a North Korean prison? Or how about the time we met on American Gladiators? That only happened in your head, Ricky. Oh, right. I always forget. J, you're a great American, and you deserve to win this Marchifornication.