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"Your cat doesn't love you. Sorry." Brilliant.
This next conversation between Houston Texans running back Arian Foster and the world of Twitter started with this non-cat-related tweet:
@ArianFoster says the "intellectual" who uses ain't
— Matt (@scallionwag) May 23, 2014
Rather than just let the troll go, Arian Foster decided to win the Internet with this series of anti-cat person tweets...just because:
Garuntee you single with a cat. RT @scallionwag: @ArianFoster says the "intellectual" who uses ain't
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
Garuntee you single with a cat. RT @scallionwag: @ArianFoster says the "intellectual" who uses ain't
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
Mr. Troll decided to return with this weak blast:
@ArianFoster what is this "garuntee" you speak of, you uneducated swine?
— Matt (@scallionwag) May 23, 2014
Which Arian Foster just blew through with these dandies:
You win, bro. RT @scallionwag: @ArianFoster what is this "garuntee" you speak of, you uneducated swine?
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
Your cat doesn't love you. Sorry.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
That's where Twitter decided to go absolutely nuckin' futs, with a feline barrage of epic proportions:
Set your cat free if you love him/her. RT @MornLess: @ArianFoster We are judging your skepticism. #samelove pic.twitter.com/nlczC4Jn2F
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
@ArianFoster look at how happy she is! That's love, man! pic.twitter.com/WRYYYAdqbo
— Steven A. Timmes (@StevenATimmes) May 23, 2014
When Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald interjected to see how things were going for Foster during the cat barrage, things just got funnier and funnier:
@ArianFoster that's an interesting topic! Are they for or against cats?
— Larry Fitzgerald (@LarryFitzgerald) May 23, 2014
They love cats. I'm explaining to them it's not reciprocated RT @LarryFitzgerald: that's an interesting topic! Are they for or against cats?
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
@ArianFoster let em know
— Larry Fitzgerald (@LarryFitzgerald) May 23, 2014
Then, when things were getting out of hand, Foster finished up his evisceration of the cat-loving public with this beauty of a trump card:
Cat owners, this is what you look like to all of us. RT @deathbysexy: @ArianFoster this is on the Internet http://t.co/Bw5i1dKJhC
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) May 23, 2014
Arian Foster: 1. "Aw, look at da kitty!" : 0
Thanks to Dan Carson of Bleacher Report for the story.
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