Absent of other pressing updates and push notifications, here's all you need to know about how swimmingly this offseason has gone for the Golden State Warriors.
As various league superpowers were embroiled in their own kinds of melodrama—and, well, Melo drama—the Warriors put a bow on all their business with a single, understated press release Tuesday announcing Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, Andre Iguodala, Shaun Livingston, Zaza Pachulia and David West had all agreed to new contracts.
No terms disclosed, no breathless testimonials from upper management as to their intrinsic and incalculable value.