Over the last several months, I've awoken each morning and fired up my cellphone keen on finding the most predictable of indicators of the Spring and Summer months in Georgia: A Bulldog football player being arrested for the kind of ridiculous shenanigans which would go completely unnoticed in most SEC towns.
And every morning I wake up to find that the members of the Classic City Canines have, for the most part (and to the best of our knowledge), kept their noses clean.
This has been a confusing development to process. Like most of you, I'm used to the occasional "emerging from an alley" or "pedestrian under the influence.