A Turducken-Sized Casual Awards: Be Grateful

Oh, hello. We’ve missed you. It’s been eight long months since our last one-sided exchange of Hoyas-related hyperbole and snark, but alas, we haven’t forgotten about you, our tens of loyal readers. We were hibernating like the big ass grizzlies that we are, just waiting for the opportune moment to reappear and steal your muthafletching

And that time is now. Because even though your Georgetown University Barking Bulldogs are 1-3, they just might be the best 1-3 team in the history of organized sports, and that includes SwordOfBrunner’s Georgetown intramural floor hockey team in 2002.