How to Get Everyone To Hate You The A.J. Pierzynski Way

In anticipation of the Tigers/White Sox blood fued at 7:10 this evening, I thought I'd get my hate on.  Here are two of the most disliked figures in American history in the same video. And before you start worrying about my politics, I'm state unequivocally that I loved the man, if only because his mom got me all hot and bothered in my man parts.

To the chagrin of most of the American population, neither Bush nor Pierzynski was injured in any way during that video. Thank god that minx Barb was left unharmed as well, probably because she wasn't at the stadium. She was in my heart though and my loins.

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