Alex Wilson's cow-milking technique needs work

This seemed to make sense. Alex Wilson went to Texas A&M. The A stands for agriculture. The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. This is a much closer tie to farming than, say, being named Buck Farmer. Wilson even had a large cowboy hat. He should have been a ringer!

Nope!

He probably should have asked David Price for a few pointers first. Though it should be noted Price lost last year, too, when the Rays were in town.

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Still, when it comes to pulling on cow underthings, Wilson's technique was clearly lacking.