I play with myself. So do you. And so do your Denver Nuggets, as do most professional athletes.
Let's get the cheap and tawdry part out of the way, shall we? For a day job, I work in an industry that, amongst many other things, has designs upon your online desires. Not like that. Our desire is to pique your interest, get you to click on a headline and tease you into a page. So... If you're new here, and/or didn't expect this to be about sports or basketball, you may want to make a sharp electronic U-turn.