It wouldn't be a draft without folks declaring what they'd do if they got to run the team for the day, and when it comes to the MLS SuperDraft and D.C. United, we're no different. We want access to the levers of power! Even though we're only privy to a sliver of the information involved, and probably don't have the strength of character to survive the traditional trade bonanza at the hotel bar the night before without getting tossed in jail. None of that matters. We want in!
Thankfully, United ownership has not contacted us about taking over the Black-and-Red's draft table.