Welcome to HAA (Hockey Addicts Anonymous). I will serve as your sponsor for the next six to nine months, depending upon the fortunes of the object of your hockey obsession. Ironically, the longer I am here to serve you, the less likely you are to need me, as your team will be progressing nicely through the playoffs. However, ultimately, 29 teams will fall short of the goal, leading to various degrees of despair, anxiety and a spectrum of other emotions too vast to enumerate.
HAA is a simple six step program designed to help you navigate the ups and downs of the NHL season, whether you follow an Original Six club (see what we did there?