Man, screw Detroit. All y’all. The Tigers are aging and overpaid. The Lions drove 2 of the all-time greatest players to retire early. The Pistons are irrelevant. Detroit gave a key to the city to Saddam Hussein. (Seriously) JT Barrett got that first down fair and square.
If FFMorgan shows up in the comments today, be sure to give him the full amount of good-natured shit he deserves. (You’re a good sport, kiddo, and we do enjoy your company all but these 3 days of the season)
Columbus is coming off of a much deserved 3 day break.