The Reds are done playing the Diamondbacks (this is the first of three against the Angels, 56-74, BTW—let’s get the unimportant business out of the way first) and that’s a shame because you need to hear my awesome snake story.
MY AWESOME SNAKE STORY
I am recently returned from Colorado Springs, where my heart lives when it is not in Cocoa Beach or DC or Cincinnati or any number of places I am currently not because science does not have its priorities straight and is concentrating on stupid crap like working on cures for childhood diseases instead of making it possible for me to quadlocate so I can be four places at once and therefore happy.