Wow, what an interesting weekend this has been. Between getting our house ready for the market and dealing with a sick kid, I’m just glad I found time to write and edit. As we speak, there’s probably something I’m supposed to pack in a box or move into a storage unit.
Apologies for any delusory content here, it’s probably just the result of huffing a cocktail of paint and Lysol fumes.
War Bear knows the deal
If Anthony Rizzo is the heart of this Cubs team, I’d venture to say that Kyle Schwarber — and I will get a broadcaster to use his nickname on the air — is the aorta.