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Porcello a perfect target

MINNEAPOLIS — Let’s say your fate, your destiny in life, was to write about another Red Sox loss in this rapidly disintegrating season.

You walked into the visitors clubhouse yesterday at Target Field on the hunt for the perfect angle and crispest focus for your latest tale of woe and misery.

You could have stood in the middle of the room, closed your eyes, spun yourself like a top and dizzily started in a random direction. Odds were good you would have run into a worthy subject.

Like David Ortiz and his 0-for-4 effort.

Hanley Ramirez, 0-for-3.