The Eagles open the home portion of the 2016 football season against the FCS juggernaut known as the Wagner Seahawks.
Wagner enters the game 2-0 with resounding victories over Division II, St Anselm's 38-16 and "The School Up North" 38-0,..whoops, that wouldn't be the University of Michigan but their Ann Arbor neighbors, NAIA Concordia University.
BC of course comes in off the biggest beat down of the past 66 years, the 49-0 pasting inflicted by the New England Patriots..geez..sorry again, the Virginia Tech Hokies.
All which broaches the subject of whether if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to witness it, does it really make a noise or would it prefer just to run into the middle of the line on 3rd and 10?