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Diamondbacks 3, Padres 10: Tag team beer cap auto correct captcha.

Record: 21-29. Pace: 68-94. Change on 2015: -2

So here we are, all the moves, all the disabled list, and all the suck. Turambar asked me.....no no no, begged me to take the 1st three innings of this bitch. I agreed. What are friends for. I saved his life at least 6 times before, I can do it again. At least this time I'm not all up in some strangers face like, "WHAT!?!?"

not long now
"When's this season over?" "NOT. LONG. NOW."

Anyway, the game....

My first deuce 4 was a tall bottle of Deshutes Down n Dirty IPA.